Home Base Hitter

Home Base Hitter defines a person or animal who can only poop at home.

Took the dog for a walk this morning and because she is a home base hitter, there is no need to bring poop bags.

by WC1025 December 2, 2025

Boston Baseball

you shit in the snow, wrap the shit in snow and make it into a snowball, then throw it at someone unexpected.

Me: yo, do you wanna throw snowballs at unexpecting people?
You: Yea, and while were at it we should throw Boston Baseballs at them.

by fauhlen January 19, 2026

Making the babies

Sexual intercourse that could result in reproduction. This is different from other sexual activities (for example: eating non-dessert items off of someone. Like a sandwich).

Never have I ever been making the babies, you know, like, 'bam the sex' with your mom"

by AngelCherryhiney June 26, 2008

storm drain babies

Verb. that process of flushing semen down the drain after masturbating in the shower.

i fired off some "storm drain babies" while i was taking a shower last night.

by aquaman84 June 30, 2011

brush the babies teeth

When you have sex with pregnant girl.

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?

by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017

hake's bakies

A man named Hake sells various baked pastries such as cookies. Instead of his store being named "Hake's Cookies", it's "Hake's Bakies".

Hey man, have you visited Hake's Bakies yet?
- Yeah man, he's a good cook.

by biggest hoss November 30, 2017

The aruban baseball team

"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.

"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"

"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"

"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"

"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"

"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"

by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018