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potato

1. Go-tier blessed food which can be easily eaten in anytime as chips, fries, mashed, etc.

2. a common computer
person 1: bless thy food of the gods

person 2: my computer is potato
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Potato Syndrome

A psychological symptom that is most common among Gamers, particularly those who have recently owned a high-end gaming device after an extensive period of time using low-end ones, which are commonly referred to as Potato PCs or laptops. Although their new devices can run high graphics, gamers with Potato Syndrome would experience anxiety and worry that high settings might over-stress their devices and would turn the graphics down.
-Man I just bought a 4090 but I just worry I would destroy it with all those settings.
-Oh you have severe potato syndrome from your mom's laptop, just turn those graphics on don't worry.
by Davy2236 July 31, 2023
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Mash-Potatoing

Its the act of stuffing a condom into the lips of a vagina but not really entering.
Joe: Hey, did you actually have sex?
David: No, I was just mash-potatoing her.
by Konoyaro Bakayaro December 7, 2015
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Manhattan Mashed Potato

When a man sticks his dick into a hot potato and then two 500 pound women wearing military boots stomp on the potato.
My dick was DESTROYED last night because of that Manhattan Mashed Potato.
by Phatcockandnutsmaybe May 21, 2020
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potato delight

A noxious substance that often causes cancer, or aggressive face punching odors.
A friend of mine was examining my rectum. And may or may not have found some potato delight.
by Jeff4206996 September 4, 2023
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Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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Meat and potatoes

When somebody refers to "meat and potatoes", they are referring to the point, and getting right into it.
"Man, they sure did get right into the meat and potatoes."

"What"

"They got straight to the point."
by Neon_nostalgia August 21, 2023
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