A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019
Get the Wet Wonkamug. by Fng glow September 9, 2020
Get the Wetmug. When you take a messy shit but don’t have any wet wipes. So you jerk off into the toilet paper and wipe your ass
by Damon184 June 11, 2025
Get the San Francisco wet wipemug. 1. When a gay/queer male tries vagina for the first time.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
2. An undercover straight male. A straight male posing as gay.
Due to the pressures of solidarity or fear of being disowned by the LGBTQ community Jared is afraid to come out as straight. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
Jared is known to be gay, but had sex with Vanessa. It was his first time having heterosexual intercourse. He is a wet peacock.
by Serious Jorge September 3, 2019
Get the wet peacockmug. by Alex Smearman December 6, 2022
Get the wet slammermug. by Jabari 101 November 2, 2020
Get the Wet Britmug. A vocal group of masculine-identifying individuals who are apparently moist, presumably due to either a) bladder control issues, or b) significant sexual arousal in those lacking a penis. Most easily identified by their use of hashtags that lack the use of capitalisation to distinguish individual words, and their demands that their tiny, nonrepresentative group be allowed to trample the rights of others.
by Umlimo January 16, 2021
Get the Wet Hepeoplemug.