Geographic two-man

When you and a friend have sex with your respective partners in a 100 meter radius.

Grace and Chip pulled off the geographic two-man at Pablo’s last night!

by Tim Buckanowski February 22, 2025

two bop

A girl who can “do both.” loves rap music and sports.

Hey man your girl likes sports?

yeah man she’s a two bop

by it’s geevin April 23, 2018

Two-Way Rizz

When two people attempt to rizz each other at the same time without realising it. This can be double L-rizz, double W-rizz, or one W and one L.

“Look at the Two-Way Rizz over there, I wonder if they realise they’re both L rizzing each other”

by bollyoi99 February 5, 2023

pocket two's

A metaphor for one's mental state in which the hand that one was dealt resembles "pocket 2's," where it is sort of interesting, but not going to win unless given help.

I was given pocket two's for these last three years. But I won with such a lousy hand, so it's all good.

by Ereck Flowers March 1, 2018

Two can dan

An inmate who smuggles 2 cans of chewing tobacco up his rectum at a time

Eewww, don’t put that in your mouth, it came from two can Dan.

by A1fromdayone November 9, 2025

two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.

STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME

by gustavcannon January 14, 2024

two pretty best friends

Lee Jooyoung and IU

Two pretty best friends will probably star in WL together

by montiny1117 May 28, 2022