dead scissor

A lay that is one above a dead horse except she is awake for it.

Dude.
The other night when I fucked Christie, she just laid there with her legs barely spread like a dead scissor.

by anonymous March 16, 2021

man i’m dead

a tiktok trend that went around near halloween last year where someone would make a joke to a person next to them. the person next to them would say “man i’m dead” off screen and be replaced by a skeleton decoration. funniest shit i’ve ever seen

from a tiktok video:
person 1: “hey look. fall, more like ball. (there is a ball next to the decoration)”
person 2 (offscreen): man i’m dead
*skeleton replaces person 2 and falls*

by bfdi July 21, 2023

dead

Memes and jokes about Leonardo DiCaprio not getting an Oscar

The memes are dead

by Leviosa Dragon August 16, 2016

dead man living

A person who was put in a situation they can’t get out of.

Mike: I heard Jamal got kicked out of the mall because he is black.
Tom: Yea he’s a dead man living

by Mr.Latinaologist October 27, 2022

dead chun

Adjective: to describe feelings of perpetual existential crises, helplessness in the face of the anthropocene, and eye-rolling about most things and people

Ellen listened to another murder podcast and felt dead chun

by deadchun April 19, 2018

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

The Walking Dead

a lifestyle.

Person 1: Oh boy! The Walking Dead is my favorite activity!
Person 2: Isn't The Walking Dead a TV show?
Person 1: No, silly! The Walking Dead is a lifestyle, it's a way of life. I tend to bang people with my wired bat because of i.

by TallllllllMannnn January 7, 2023