Facebook Status

When Someone Beats you 5-0 or more goals without them scoring showing complete humiliation on how bad they are at the game

I just Facebook statused John, He is terrible at Fifa.

by Weshboy May 22, 2020

Facebook Bonus Program

A program that a few lucky creators are chosen based on their views. Creators can also get paid for there content in this program.

I hope I can join the Facebook Bonus Program.

by Quentin Lambert July 19, 2022

Facebooked

The act of dropping a book onto someones face.

I seen Johny sleeping on the couch so I facebooked him.

by Callahan Auto Sandusky February 21, 2011

Facebook sugarbaby

it's a woman who is on social media. She only talks to guys and flirts with them to con them out of money! It's usually the older retirement they prey upon.

1st guy: Dude look at this chic I met on fb! She's amazing! Almost to good to be true.
2nd guy: Dude I know her she is a f Facebook sugarbaby! Don't give her your money! that's all she wants!
1st guy: Dammit! I already sent her $100!

by HBJR51501976 March 18, 2024

Facebook Fuckboy

A 2010’s phenomenon from circa 2013-2017 where 14 year old white boys and light skin blacks were running around posting thirst traps and grinding videos on the website Facebook. Posting cringe shit like “Who wants to be mine? 😍” “Bae 4 Lyfe 💕”, “Who wants to be my FB wife?”, “Like if you’re a girl”, and the most famous of all… “I bet I won’t even get 200 likes cuz I’m ugly af right? <3”. And the icing on the cake? These fuckboys usually had between 2-5k “friends”. Their comment sections were just as bad. They paved the way for boys like Jacob Sartorius. The modern day equivalent would be those Tiktok influencers from 2019-2022 like Josh Richards, Lil Huddy, and more.

Hey gurl. Do you remember @ Prettyboyriicckkyy ??
Ricky from middle and high school?? Girl he was such a Facebook Fuckboy!! 😭💀

by AutisticBlackGirl December 10, 2023

Facebook Karma

When you comment on a Facebook post because you don't like what was said, and Facebook's algorithm thinks your interested in seeing more of that topic - so inundates you with posts about it.

Facebook Karma hits you in the face when you type a comment "I definitely don't agree" with regards to a post on gay marriage rights. Facebook sees your posts and starts showing you more posts about gay marriage.

by LivLongandProsper March 28, 2015

Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019