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Septism

A group of 7 retards in 1 area
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by Yesterrrrr April 12, 2025
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septuming

i’m septuming!
by jshehaj April 28, 2025
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September 2nd

World National Short People’s Day. Where short people gather together and have fun. I’m shorttttt.

If you are short, good for you, your friends are giving you moneyyyyy.
Happy birthday to anyone who is reading this and today your birthday.
Hey, today’s September 2nd, National Short People’s Day, I’m short so give me money.
by Bubblet 🖤 May 9, 2025
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Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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separate but equal

When you give someone a blowjob while simultaneously having your entire fist in your own mouth.
Crater said "Last night my girlfriend gave me a separate but equal."
by itssojoever May 26, 2025
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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
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Septeena

Septeena was a remote viewer/psychic spy from the United States of America who could read minds (also known as Telepathy) and see distant targets thousand of miles away using nothing but her mind,born on November 23rd 1978 in Cleveland Ohio and passed away on November 17 2021.
by Ichigobossu June 1, 2025
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