scottcord

a discord server; a prime example of falling off

"hey, you know that server scottcord?"
"oh yeah, that shit fell off so hard."

by rvrcmo August 24, 2024

Scottish VD-UB

Venerial disease originating for Scotland.

Full scientific name: Scotlandish Venerial Disease Ulceritic Boil

Common symptoms include ulcers in the pelvic regions, prominent boils on and surrounding the penis, and odorous discharge.

Highly infectious.

Doctor, I fear I have contracted the insidious Scottish VD-UB.

by FloweringPeanut December 19, 2024

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024

Scottering

When you are having sex with a quadriplegic with nonverbal autism, and they didn't fully consent because of their condition. During this, they begin to autistically yell, making you even more confused but it increases your overall pleasure, causing you to ejaculate prematurely inside of them.

Yo Glen, last night I was scottering that autistic nugget from church. It was pretty weird but pretty nice as well.

by Flaytonson January 10, 2025

Scottie

A person who *is* the vibe. Bold, charismatic, and impossible to miss, Scotties rock leopard print and neon like pros. Their energy is impossible to ignore—good vibes follow them like glitter after a craft project. Always standing out in a crowd, they turn heads and light up rooms without even trying.

The party was pretty quiet until a total Scottie showed up and stole the spotlight.

by VibeCurator January 31, 2025

Scottish Shower

The only way people take a shower in Scotland. It consists of using a whole can of deodorant (usually Lynx) and spraying it all over, even on the face and others around, essentially sharing a shower and intoxicating others in the room.

David sees that Steven is using a whole can of Lynx on himself yet again after 5 minutes.

David: "Steven I see you're taking a Scottish shower again, yeah."

Steven: "Shut up, you RO gipsy; you don't even know what a shower is."

“Illia: laughs in Ukrainian.

Marek's Polish accent: "Ah, yes, Scottish shower lynx, the stink."

by xxracth54xx February 6, 2025

Scottish Helper

Standing across from another man facing each other with your penises side by side, and jerk both of them with one hand.

Brad: “Hey Alex, are you ready to have sex?”
Alex: “Only if we start with a Scottish Helper!”

by Jellyfish beans February 6, 2025