valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.

"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."

by Spameater95 May 2, 2024

night night

a phrase that one says to their lover when it is time for bed

Max: night night mommy!
Ellis: night night.

by anonymous September 5, 2025

night water

Night water is that gulp of 3 hours old warm melted ice left over from that delicious coke you had finished 3 hours ago.

Need to take some advil but all I got is night water chokes on dry advil.

by crittersredrocket April 11, 2022

Night Cappius

Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"

Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."

First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"

Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"

by Tetchan June 24, 2023

Late night low

When a feeling of sadness/depression comes over you when staying up late

Man, I got late night low again, what should I do?

by Megalodonmaniac344 November 4, 2020

Friday Night Funkin’

A popular rhythm game from late 2020, which also for some reason has a lot of porn.

“I play Friday night funkin’”
“Cringe”
“No it’s not, it takes a lot of skill.”

by Mr. McNugget March 28, 2022

Friday Night Funkin'

Friday Night Funkin' is an upcoming rhythm video game developed by Funkin' Crew Inc. and released on Newgrounds in 2020.

Person A: Friday night funkin' is the best game
Person B: SHUT THE FUCK UP

by Banana_tiko2 July 10, 2024