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Get Milked

Lets make some milk from the Get Milked machine !
by scott dan January 24, 2023
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Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.
Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.
by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023
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milk

the best drink i've ever had in my life, hits more when you add chocolate syrup
it's most likely used for breakfast like cereal or a glass of it
milk
by dagr8estgamer/rick animation August 21, 2022
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Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.
“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”
by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025
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Milk Dudz

Titties that sag low, are unevenly shaped like milk duds and release milk under duress.
Derek J's milk dudz made great snow plows in the winter. The extra money generated from plowing allowed Erin a second liposuction appointment. The milk release feature proved to melt snow like salt would shrivel a slug.
by Joel Epstein Leider July 9, 2018
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Australian Milking

When you nut in a girl and suck the seamen out of her then force it back into your cock then you bust again into her nose making it go out her nose and mouth
Yo why does your girl have milk coming out her nose?

Oh I just gave a her a Australian Milking
by mozzy the aussie May 9, 2021
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milk dragon

A term used in childhood to describe a kid who laughs while drinking milk, causing it to gush from the nostrils. My brother and I (now in our early sixties) learned this in the cafeterias of several grade schools, where it was used widely. Neither of us had ever encountered its sexual use until now, here on Urban Dictionary.
Did you see what happened to Billy when I told that joke? I timed it perfectly while he was drinking, and turned him into a total milk dragon! He spewed it all over himself.
by Grant Tarredus March 28, 2022
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