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Milk

The excuse Dads make to leave your life and may or may not come back
Dad:"Kids I'm gonna buy some milk I'll be back"
Kids:"Ok Dad!"
(20 years later)
Dad:*comes home with Milk* "Kids I'm back! I missed you all!"
Kids:"Fucking Liar"
by I ate your chicken nugget January 2, 2020
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halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.
Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right
by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019
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Chocolate Milk

When you get a blowjob while your penis is covered in chocolate
"Dude my girlfriend gave me a chocolate milk last night!"
by Dr. GingerBeard May 21, 2019
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Milk Maid

Well stacked, ivory skinned, Caucasian woman. May or may not be very stupid
Those aren’t sister, those are milk maids
by killLaLakill April 16, 2023
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Milk and Cookies

Calling your representatives to remind them that transphobia and bigotry have no place in government or this country. We will not rest until we’ve achieved equality for all, not just the privileged few.
It’s Pride Month Eve! Don’t forget to leave out the Milk and Cookies for all of your loved ones who’s livelihoods are in jeopardy
by Tom Morvolo May 30, 2025
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milk

An item that will take a male parental unit (particularly of the African American variety), over 16 years to acquire from the grocery store.
Today, we gather to hereby postulate that milk is, contrary to popular belief, not only a beverage but rather a liquid which exists in a kind of quantum superposition, suspended between the contradicting states of broth and sauce. Although milk can be consumed as a beverage, another application of milk is to assist in the consumption of cereal. Of course, we know that cereal is obviously soup. This therefore elucidates the impression that milk is a broth in which the cereal is suspended - a kind of solvent - solute relationship, if you will. However, we also realise that if we possess more cereal than this broth, then the roles of solvent and solute will be reversed - that is, cereal will no longer be suspended in milk. Rather, milk will be suspended in cereal. We therefore conclude that in this state, milk becomes a kind of cereal sauce. Our next task is to conclude at what point this change occurs. We first observe the course of cereal soup consumption, (assuming that, of course, one begins consumption of cereal soup with more cereal than milk, and ends with more milk than cereal). We now observe that at the beginning of this process, milk takes the form of a sauce. However, by the end, milk has become a broth. We can now summarily conclude that contrary to all presently held presumptions, milk changes form from a sauce to a broth during the consumption of the soup.
by jiggler junior October 4, 2018
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Gutter milk

She deepthroated me until I sprayed my gutter milk all over her face.
by Taco Trash December 11, 2020
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