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poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.
Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
by Bacon friez November 3, 2023
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sweater milk

Did you drink all the sweater milk, that was for the baby
by Bearcub1987 December 20, 2016
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eggplant milk

really tasty as fuck milk, that gets squeezed out of an eggplant, also looks like thick milk
eggplant milk gets squeezed out of an eggplant via vigoous **force**
by IIazrealII January 5, 2018
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Dookie Milk Theory

Dookie milk describes a white women that has been with black men.

Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????
Definition- Dookie milk theory: you take a glass and fill it up with cold delicious milk, then you take a piece of dookie and dip in into the milk, in and out, in and out, swirl it around, bang the dookie around the side of the glass. Now take the dookie out the glass of milk….. it’s still Milk, But would you drink it????

Example; She dookie milk bro, just thought you should know!!
by Nark Twain October 10, 2021
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Freedom milk

Post Ukrainian invasion cocktail choice formerly known as a White Russian
I do my best art work after a few freedom milks
by Boombatz March 9, 2022
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Blue Milk Run

A term that means “easy” in the star wars universe often used by smugglers and soldiers
“This should be a total blue milk run, kid.”-Kyle Katarn
by ThatOneSceneKid July 21, 2018
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milk titty

Noun. A carton of milk with a titty on the front panel. Traditionally, a milk titty is depicted nude and with string-bikini tan lines.

Disambuguation:

milk tit
milk tits
milk titty
Charles Joseph! Don’t suck on that milk titty in public! Pour it from the top.
by Def A Real Person August 3, 2019
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