Krismarie

Krismarie is a really pretty girl and she loves her man zayd.

I love krismarie!
You do too?
HELL YEAHHHH!!

by iuxkri December 21, 2024

Krishnamas

Christmas but Hindu-fied with the Hindu God, Krishna replacing Christ, hence, Krishnamas.

"Merry Krishnamas" screamed John who worships lord krishna from the bottom of his heart.

by 22001_yes December 25, 2024

Krishna

Biggest Playboy in the Multiverse

Your rizz is godly, u like a krishna dawg

by Live&LetLive January 10, 2025

Krishna

Pulls all the huzz near Yamuma

You a rizzler from heaven dawg like krishna

by Live&LetLive January 10, 2025

krissytina

the kindest most beautiful loving man you’ll ever meet. a social butterfly that looks out for his family and friends, he’s athletic and does good in everything he applies himself in. he has dirty blonde curly hair and beautiful blue ish green eyes and he is the most gorgeous man ever.

“i love my krissytina”

by cuntymonkey098 January 10, 2025

Krispy Kreme

A Krispy Kreme is a deviant sexual act in which a person beholding a penis ejaculates around the asshole of another person. The ejaculate is then left to dry, leaving a glazing in between the sweet cheeks of the ejaculatee. Once the glaze has hardened to the desired consistency, the ejaculator (or others) proceed(s) to gobble the Krispy Kreme resembling sphincter.

Person 1 "Thank you for dinner, is there any dessert?",

Person 2 "Yes, here's a Krispy Kreme Dave and I prepared earlier" *Pulling down pants to reveal shiny glazed rectum*.

by EnthusiasticBaking January 14, 2025

Kristy

A person who, despite the mounting evidence, refuses to admit that she's old

Kristy: I'm 40 and my best friends are cats but I'm not old

by JaxxieReed January 18, 2025