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Jesus

the central figure of the gayest and dumbest man-made religion ever (aka Christianity). he is also the 1/3 of a dumb concept which makes no sense (the Holy Trinity, 3 in 1 shampoo). he gets more recognition than God Himself, his creator (really dumb innit). The most brainwashed people on earth (aka christians) have chosen to worship him, even though Jesus has never told anyone to do so. The only people who follow his teachings correctly are the Muslims.
"Please don't worship Jesus, he's just a prophet, not a god, nor part of a trinity."
by ISLAMisTHEtruth November 9, 2024
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Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jr

A bitch who likes a girl named yamileth Hernandez Cruz he gets his ass destroyed by his big daddy. A nickname for him is chucho
Dang he’s lil bro his name is Ricardo Jesues Torres Lopez Jr
by Rheheeje April 11, 2024
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Jesus Tits

It’s meaning is also the same as Holy Shit, holy cow, damn it, fuck a duck, shit, fuck, etc. You can use Jesus Tits instead of any curse word. Created by Archie Sowell
Jesus Tits! That’s a nice truck!

Jesus Tits! You’re an idiot!
Jesus Tits! I stubbed my toe!
by Arch1980 December 26, 2020
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Street jesus

Street jesus is a fat fucking nigger whos dad stinks of shit
person 1:Ah theres street jesus
Person 2:for fuck sake i dont want that dirty gay nigger near me or my family after what his dad did the big nigger
by Beastnigga12 November 13, 2022
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Jesus

It’s a boy that lives in Reno everyone knows him as big dick boy. He splits immortals with his 3 ft cock
Me:do yk Jesus?

Someone:big dick boy?
by Yourboyskinnypenis775 August 20, 2021
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Hardbass Jesus

Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do

Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
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Sent to jesus

1. A joke punishment to counter someone about to do something stupid
2. A genuine response from someone who thinks an individual needs to seek the lord for purity and innocence for what they did
1. I swear if you hit me one more time I will send you to Jesus, up in the clouds out of this world
2.Bro you need to get sent to Jesus why are you so dirty minded?
by Mastergod676 August 27, 2022
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