No milk today

No milk today is a song created by no other than Herman's Hermits. They are a discounted and better Beatles. I have also found great success by making a lyric video. The people who listen to the song are just old people wanting remembering "the good times".

I can't believe younger generations have no idea of milk bottles
Just go to the supermarket ... they have some
No milk todayyyy

by Thebestinaworldatlerntofly2 June 16, 2023

Milk Puppies

Derogatory term for a pair of Robinso-Approved breasts.

Hayley Atwell , now there's a pair of milk puppies.

by CrispyFuck June 30, 2017

Milk Dud Stuffer

When someone defecates onto another person's butt, and stuffs the pieces into their butthole.

They wanted to try the Milk Dud Stuffer, so they shat on the other person's butthole and stuffed the small pieces of poop into it.

by The Assengers April 4, 2021

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Milk Job

A lesbian gives you a footjob while her feet are covered in ranch/mayonnaise

Broooo last night, I a girl gave me a Milk Job while my drake playlist was playing in the background. Does that count?

by Yaalis May 14, 2025

Spoiled milk

Old pussy, no good

“Hey Joe you should go talk to that girl over there”-Ben “ I’m okay bro that’s spoiled milk”-Joe

by Bvdger May 7, 2025

Chocolate milk

Quite possibly the best drink to exist. Can be made by stirring either chocolate powder or chocolate syrup into milk. If you’re feeling fancy, you can heat it up in the microwave as well.

No, chocolate milk has NOTHING to do with shit, semen, sex, or any type of skin color. Its a type of milk.

“If you heat up chocolate milk, does it basically just become hot chocolate?.. No? ok..”

by UntakenUsername May 3, 2025