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Chimney fire

When anal intercourse is attempted, but those on the receiving end experience excruciating burning pain due to their sphincter not being prepared when the penis enters. - this can cause instant tears and screaming in agony.
He tried to put it in my ass, but gave me a chimney fire.
by PhuzzyWuzzy December 22, 2020
mugGet the Chimney firemug.

fire

by MaryMotherOfJoe March 17, 2022
mugGet the firemug.

lamb on fire

Its what you think it is.
Yeah remember? It is that lamb on fire
by Dante Uziel May 27, 2019
mugGet the lamb on firemug.

Ring of fire eclipse

A ninjutsu where fire shot from the jutsu caster goes around the moon forming a ring. The ring of fire shoots at the target and everyone else within a 100 mile radius.
by Zach7512 June 2, 2021
mugGet the Ring of fire eclipsemug.
Its from an old Latin fable about fish convincing each other that jumping out of the frying pan is the only way to avoid certain doom. In modern times i means rushing out of a bad situation without considering the implications.
Poor old Ben jumped out of the frying pan and into the fire when he quit the job he hated to find himself homeless and unemployable
by Omniomega24 September 20, 2016
mugGet the out of the frying pan and into the firemug.

Russian cease-fire

This school shooting was said to be the worst one of all time, a real Russian cease-fire.

The city was Russian-ceasefired to the ground.
by bayraktar March 27, 2022
mugGet the Russian cease-firemug.

Fire Escape

The act of using the Hot Cheeto or Taki (or whatever remnants of spicy food you have) on your fingers and violently fingering your asshole.
"Duddddddeeee wyd after dinner?"

"Man, a good old Fire Escape after I finish these spicy wings!"
by thatlowcar December 6, 2021
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