A descriptor for someone who does something morally crummy, but really isn't causing serious trouble. It's annoying or frustrating, but it's gonna go away.
A guy came in and said he was a Fort McMurray evacuee, so I bought his lunch. Turns out he was lying to get free stuff! I'd help out again though, that guy is just a fart in a car.
by teddyyql May 23, 2016
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Get the farting willy mug.Refers to any occasion when you feel a large bubble of gas "transfer" or "travel" from the upper part of your colon to a position somewhat lower down, but without actually exiting from your butt immediately. This gastronomical "heads up" can be extremely useful in allowing you to both adequately prepare for the eventual "eruption" and hopefully prevent any disasters/embarrassment from said expellation, since it not only notifies you that a sizable fart is imminent, but it also enables you to (1) judge the approximate size/intensity of the upcoming whizzpopper and thus determine whether you should hastily change locale to avoid offending others' ears/noses, and (2) predict what **type** of fart ("dry" or "wet 'n' messy") it will likely be, so that if necessary you can rush to the bathroom, shed your pants and underwear like they're on fire (if they aren't already smouldering from repeated extra-spicy-chili farts!), or take other appropriate steps/precautions to lessen your chance of soiling both yourself and anything else that your butt happens to be in close proximity to, such as a chair, mattress/bedclothes, someone else's lap, etc.
Girl, surprised out of a sound slumber by her guy's sudden alarmed flinging off of the bedclothes and hasty exiting of the bed: Where ya going, honeysnugglez?
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
Guy, calling back over his shoulder as he's sprinting for the bathroom: Sorry, sweet cheex --- didn't mean to startle ya like that, but I felt a major liquid-fart preview back there.
Girl, giggling: Well, you know, I did warn ya about partying till 2am at that Mexican all-you-can-eat bash --- now you're payin' for it, eh???
by QuacksO January 3, 2017
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Get the Mouse fart mug.When you splurge her bum when she's holding in a fart. She then releases her mighty ogre roar and then creates a frosty on the top of her bum.
by Mnt3636 January 31, 2017
Get the frosty fart mug.A thing that guys discuss when they're either horny, or high as hell. Butts and Farts also describes the size of their butt and how their farts smells
Person A: Hey dude i'm stoned as hell. Let's talk about butts and farts
Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg
Person A; Rock on dude
Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
Person B: Hell Yeah man right. This guy's butt is the size of a school bus and their fart smells like a rotten egg
Person A; Rock on dude
Person C : You two are so stupid and gay
by Mr. Smart Ass January 14, 2020
Get the butts and farts mug.The act of when a certain individual’s mouth is farted upon. The individual then takes one deep breath allowing the anal fumes to enter their lungs.
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