discordianism

a process by which you increase the amount of tabs open in your browser

alice: i clicked this link that took me to this page, so i clicked this link that took me to this page. can anyone hear me?
bob: yes, i am an expert in the practice of Fluffles, and have been investigating it for 400 million hours. i am here to help
dan: interesting, so what is it?
bob: i think something about cats
dan: wait, don't you mean discordianism
alice: hello?
bob: yes, discordianism is the name of my cats
alice: meaow

by smith.e January 30, 2023

Discombaffilated

To be confused in multiple, dimensional, fractional, many, much, in extreme amounts of ways.

Honestly I got discombaffilated by this mans argle-bargle.

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Discord Mod

An overweight male pedophile that sits in front of his computer all day. He does not allow anyone to send memes in #general and usually slides into the DM's of unfortunate minor girls. They have no personality and are often unemployed. They can be found in their mom's basements.
When confronted about their vulgar behavior, they will ban you from their server. None of their victims leave Discord unscathed. Many girls (usually 12-year-olds) have sought therapists after these Discord Mods messaged them.

Girl in #intros: Hi I'm a girl and 12 years old *sends selfie*

Discord Mod: Hey, you're cute, wanna send me some nudes?

Person 2: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK PEDO

Discord Mod: Shut up. *bans person 2*

by ylang ylang February 3, 2023

Discord Kitten

Someone who more than likely watches anime and makes it their entire personality, and has never touched, nor seen the outside world. Also probably stink because they don’t know what a shower is.

“hey i’m going to call my discord kitten”

“okay weeb”

by pussy licker 55 February 6, 2023

Disconclude

Not included or invited in a situation where you would normally expect to be included

I will never disconclude my best friend because I always want to be with her.

by SavvyR February 10, 2023

Discord

Discord is where all moderators get fat. Joining this random app from the dark web will turn you to a girl. You can talk with other people who are the age of 9.

it started when a sussy baka decided to make a chat with some spices like 69+ age requirement and some buggy ui features.

You can also purchase nitro, a worthless subscription for flexing poor people that costs the amount of 20 kidneys.

You: Im want to try discord!
Brother: Are you sure? theres some baby's in that thingy.

*1 pico seccond later*
You: *Turns into a femboy*
You: *Joins a femboy voice channel*
You: Uwu, im a cute litte femboy >_<
You: Simp for me and il be your girlfriend.
Brother: What have i done.

by NokoDev February 18, 2023

Discord Kitty

Meow Meow. Its a discord kitty

You know your discord kitty is probably an undercover FBI agent?

by JohnPoppes February 21, 2023