the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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by Henry Chang December 8, 2021
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Hamoudi from Granville: Alright cuz let’s crack him together
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by this_is_how_we_do August 27, 2021
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by King Smidi July 6, 2017
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