Alien’s Brain

The practice of improving a microwave by creating a concoction in a large coffee jar of a few large turds; take a shit in the jar or scoop it in, the former is better than the latter as it doesn’t leave scoop marks. Then fill the jar with piss (you may need more than one person here unless you have a full bladder).

Put the lid on the jar and you have what looks like a preserved brain In formaldehyde.

Add to an enemy’s microwave, put on full power and walk away.

The resulting explosion will destroy the microwave and possibly the ceiling too.

Never buy a second hand microwave with burn marks on.

That landlord didn’t give me my deposit back so I popped an alien’s brain in the microwave and bid him a good day.

by Rigobert Song July 29, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

basically, what happens if a kid from gen alpha said some stuff that is popular in 2023, mostly from either shittok (Tiktok) or youtube shit (YT shorts)

motherfucker: skibidi toilet ohio rizz!!!! youre so sigma!!
black men: what the fuck
motherfucker: holy shit!!! youre not sigma!?!??! youre so alpha male!!!
black men: wtf is this gen alpha brain rot 😭

by im only good good FUCK YOU NI- November 29, 2023

video game brain

When you lose focus on reality because you have been playing video games for too long in a single sitting. Usually results in forgetfulness of responsibilities and brain fog.

I completely forgot to do the laundry today, I have video game brain from all the GTA 6 I was playing this afternoon.

by THE STiG December 13, 2023

gen alpha brain rot

the retarded sh!t my brother wacthes

dees: quit wacthing that gen alpha brain rot

by P H O N K G O D January 9, 2024

Bullet in brain disease

A funny slang meaning that someone is shot in the head commonly meant to be used in formal statements as a joke.

The term is usually used in political conversations and memes to either make a point or make the situation less tense and serious than it already is.

1) Kim Jong Un said to the General to launch the missile but he denied. It was later found that the General died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

2) Hitler was rejected from art school, It was later revealed that the professor of the university died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

3) Putin urged his Generals to adhere to his order, one of the General disobeyed and died from the rare bullet in brain disease.

by MrZenAF December 3, 2024

Wanna print a brain?

A line from the video "history of the entire world, i guess". Used to illustrate the rapid and perhaps frightening pace at which modern technology has advanced.

Surprise! Flying robots... with bombs. Wanna print a brain? Some people have no friends. Some people have no food. The globe is warming, and the oceeaann is full of plastiiiic~

by Youkai of the Dusk July 9, 2024

Pinky and the Brain

When a woman is giving a man head and his dick is so far down her throat his balls are in his mouth (See Urban Dictionary entry “Brain”) and she takes her hand around his leg to his butt and slips in her little finger into his anus for added stimulation. However, she does so without telling him first. So as she does he let’s out a little “Narf” as it’s happening…..

“Oh my god, Becky’s head game is next level, she totally gave me a Pinky and the Brain last night. It started me at first, but I was ok with it.”

by Iamwebster1307 July 21, 2024