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Milk in the basement

A phrase to describe a situation being over with/ ok. A dispute, argument, or bad situation has been amended.
"Are you guys still arguing?"
"Nah man, it's milk in the basement at this point"
by itsallmilkinthebasement March 31, 2023
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I'm based

anyone who uses this unironically is insecure
person 1: i'm based
person 2: no one uses that word unironically
by anonymous May 12, 2023
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Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s)

In conspiracy theory, Deep Underground Military Bases (or D.U.M.B.s) are exactly what their name implies: secret underground bases built by the US military (via private military contractors) at exceptionally deep strata.

In past human history, we find accounts of ancient tunnels in Arizona built by the fabled “Ant People” of Hopi lore. We also read about the famous Nazi bunker of Adolf Hitler's final days —an exceptionally engineered bunker with bedrooms, offices, dining facilities, and environmental controls. It is speculated that Nazi scientists from Operation Paperclip were crucial for the success in engineering the first American D.U.M.B.s in the 1950s and 1960s, including the Cheyenne Mountain Complex (now part of the US Space Force).

According to witnesses, D.U.M.B.s exist all over the United States, with the heaviest concentration beneath the High Desert of the American West where the rock strata is strong enough to support the structures, and the lack of groundwater affords the least interference from flooding during construction, expansion, and ongoing operations.

Privately contracted long haul truckers claim underground highways connect these bases, stretching through tunnels for many hundreds of miles, complete with intersections, traffic lights, and gas stations.

FEMA's "Continuity of Government" initiative is rumored to include D.U.M.B.s in its plans to preserve key governmental personnel in the event of a catastrophic national emergency, such as nuclear war.
The US military has secretly built hundreds of Deep Underground Military Bases (aka D.U.M.B.s) all across the USA, especially in the American West, and Antarctica is said to have one of the largest singular, self-contained D.U.M.B.s in the world.
by Innocent Byproduct July 2, 2023
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bussing bussing no baseball caps

when your friend asks how the food is
this food is bussing bussing no baseball caps and it is really good
by dcdiecder August 13, 2023
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Live in my basement

A phrased used to demean or humble people that look down on you for no reason.

Originating from 30 year olds living in their parents basement because they thought they could get a masters degree. And it qualified them for any work they chose despite zero work experience.
Ex 1: Live in my basement Dickhead

Ex 2: They were like: oh yea, well I actually am getting my masters so that I be a lobbyist for NRA— oh but what about you… And I was like fuck you bitch, live in my basement- you dont know me from a can of paint!
by johnmichaelthethird September 16, 2023
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MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL

An interjection that is either used to express congratuation or confusion.
Example 1:
Hiko: I just got into this new university for smart people!
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
Example 2:
Hiko: Explain why there is a cat in the fridge?? It's only us.
Hako: MAJOR LEAGUE FUCKIN BASEBALL
by MissSaikou September 16, 2023
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Queer/Trans Sex Bases

1st Base: Everything from the introductions through to sex. An average of 4 hours elapses between meeting and f*cking.

2nd Base: Unprotected sex. Rough and intense, light kinks such as name-calling, spanking, and slapping. Partner ideally interacts with ejaculate.

(2nd Date - Lesbians stereotypically move and co-habitate with a partner at this point)

3rd Base: More intense and specified kinks. Examples include bondage, impact/flogging, degradation, discipline, watersports, blood play, choking, ect...

4th Base: Less Mainstream Kinks such as pup play/training, roleplay SA fantasy, master/owner dynamic, scat, ect...

4th base might be true love 😆
Queer/Trans Sex Bases : Simile Comparing the bases in baseball as an incremental development of physical intimate activities from kissing upwards through differen levels of intercourse

He and I got properly messy for like six hours straight. Leashed and collared, burnt me-with-a-joint, almost choked me out, and coated my face. It was some fantastic Fourth Base shit, bud.
by OpelisJoking October 19, 2023
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