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cunt monster

noun. An unattractive woman with an unpleasant personality. A woman void of attractive characteristics.
My boss looks like an overweight troll doll that has been in the dryer with a dead dog for several days and she openly hates gay people. She is a cunt monster.
by Madame Mame March 23, 2011
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Cadbury Cunt

A person, typically male, who is susceptible bouts of ego tripping and yet is unable to drink alcohol without wetting himself, pull a decent girl or dance normally. generally known to talk himself up then punch the porcelain after two pints.
"shit bitch, Jon-paul's such a cabury cunt, he had two drinks at rocket, attempted to hook up with the bartender over the bar, who is male, then proceeded to dance for fifteen minutes like a mong. then he flung chunks at some poor bird and piss himself. worst drinking partner everrr."

"fuuuuuck, your a cadbury cunt" *spoken to an individual whilst they vomit up the two beers they had drunk at the Westlakes shore tennis club*
by Bitchnipple October 4, 2009
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Dizzy Cunt

Ronda fucked up my food order. She is such a dizzy cunt.
by Spoogie McSpooge August 15, 2003
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Alpha Cunt

A super powered bitch. Think of froob compared to a n00b. Alpha Cunts are elite cunts. First used in the book World War Z by Max Brooks.
(As used in World War Z)
Q: "And then? When the outbreaks became more serious and the press finally reported hat there was no wonder drug?"
A: "Pre-fucking-cisely! That's the alpha cunt who should be shot, what's her name, who first broke that story!"
by Kyoin December 9, 2008
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Emo Cunt

|Adjective| Emo Cunt.
1. Used to describe lazy, low-life pieces of shit who think life is hard
2. Shitcunts who think listening to shit music and cutting their wrists makes them cool.
3. Stupid cunts that have dyed black hair and black clothes.
4. A fag.
1. Fuck sake, i hate Jack, he's such a lazy, low-life Emo Cunt.
2. Sharon is listening to that shitty music again, i noticed she slit her wrists too. She is such an Emo Cunt!
3. Lilly is always wearing black clothes, and she's died her fucking hair black now too, she is such an Emo Cunt.
4. That homo Jose is such an Emo Cunt!
by M468 March 24, 2008
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Bloody cunt

Is a bitch that isnt no good for nothing that likes talking shit on social media or behind others backs
by Pussykiller420 May 30, 2018
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Cunt Toast

The crust that forms on the crotch area of a woman's underwear after she has worn it all day, usually due to the drying of normal vaginal mucous secretions.
Girl A: "I wasn't going to change my underwear before my date tonight, but when I went to the bathroom I saw it had a layer of cunt toast on it."

Girl B: "That's fucking gross don't tell me that shit."
by Captain Katherine Janeway September 21, 2013
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