two stick, one chain

Two Stick One Chain Means A Nunchuck
Leonardo: Mikey wheres to two stick, one chain
Mikey: My Nunchuck
by Cyxz Dickrider June 20, 2023
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Two-Tipped Jägerbomb

When two homies insert a shot of jagermeister into their urethras (to absorb it through the bloodstream directly) then pee into the mouth of a third homie who then swallows it with a chaser of a redbull.
Last night we only had a little bit of Jägermeister left so we had to do the ole Two-Tipped Jägerbomb to make sure we all got drunk.
by Sable Muntington May 08, 2025
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two dotting

When someone is sharing their screen on discord with bad internet or another problem so the watcher says the only thing they can see are two dots.
STUPID ASS I CANT SEE YOUR STREAM YOU TWO DOTTING ME

WHY ARE YOU TWO DOTTING

STOP TWO DOTTING ME
by gustavcannon January 14, 2024
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two raisins on a washboard

this is an ancient description of a female with tiny breasts..i remember singing it as a child
Dog,I like females with substance,not with two raisins on a washboard!
by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018
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a time or two

Loosely means once or twice. Also expressed as a time or 3, a time or 4. It means that something done happened at least once but could have happened a few, but not many times. Its kind of similar to saying a couple, with couple literally being 2 but it may be 3 or 4, but not many
I've done done that a time or two
by Sir Carlton September 04, 2021
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Two Cheek Notice

Letting your employer know you've quit by sneakily writing "I QUIT" across their significant other's buttcheeks
Mr Kaster took away our health insurance, and Ms Kaster was giving me the eyes, so I had to put in my two cheek notice
by Towrope November 18, 2020
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Number two-ing

Using a frozen turd as a dildo on your partner. (or yourself)
I met this girl, she's into number two-ing, think she's a keeper
by Faecal matters October 14, 2015
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