i sleep naked

the worst fucking larry fanfic to exist

whats your favorite larry fic?
probably i sleep naked
*runs away*

by anonymous April 5, 2021

I wouldn't take that

A phrase used to incite or egg on another into retaliating against some perceived slight. Common in the playground / schoolyard in London of the 1980s

Raah, he cussed down your mum, I wouldn't take that you know!

by TheLivinShit May 18, 2009

I say damn!

A phrase used to express astonishment or surprise. Sometimes used as a phrase of disgust.

Homie spent a thousand dollars on dat bitch! I say damn!

by Danbridge November 23, 2006

I have boner

"I have boner," is a wonderful ice breaker with really hot chicks.

Usually results in fairly quick hot monkey sex.

"I have boner," Louie said to the unbelievably gorgeous hot chick standing next to him at the bar.

"My place is just around the corner," replied the stunner, "let's go boink our brains out."

by scodder May 19, 2010

i hate mondays

When u just had a nice ass weekend Monday comes your tired as hell ready for Friday to come

Guy : Awe man another Monday shit I don't feel like going to school dealing with bitches I HATE MONDAYS!!!

by princess nisah September 15, 2013

I like turtles

A phrase that was created in response to an epic fail. It is also used to silence stupidity.

I like turtles.

by Brad Loeffler June 30, 2010

I kiss you

Catchphrase of Mahir, one of the first Internet celebrities to ever exist.

"I kiss you" basically translates to something along the lines of "I love you" or "I would like to kiss you".

This is my page .......

WELCOME TO MY HOME PAGE !!!!!!!!!

I KISS YOU !!!!!

by kevinell September 4, 2008