Rules of Zombieland

A long list of rules to survive a zombie apocalypse made by one of the main characters in Zombieland who goes by Columbus. When/If a zombie apocalypse happens find and learn some of these rules.

First 4 rules of zombieland

Rule#1: Cardio (Don't be fat)
Rule#2: Beware of Bathrooms (Don't get caught with your pants down)
Rule#3: Seatbelts (Buckle up)
Rule#4: Double Tap (One more shot to finish them just in case)

and many more

by Ginsu48 October 4, 2009

ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM

The highest possible level of ownage.

Blenderlm (RADIO): Report In, Team.
Master O' Cheese (RADIO): Sector Clear.
RubberDuckyMan (RADIO): Enemy Down. I ZOMFGUBERWTFPWNBBQMSGCREAM-ed him!

by Harun Ates April 18, 2008

hanukkah zombie

A jewish zombie who delivers gifts during hanukkah. The jewish equivalent of Santa, only a lot less cool. He carries around a large explosive dreidel and drives a ti-fighter. Overall he's a pretty nice guy, but if you make him angry, he and kwanzabot will totally kick your ass. Not a big fan of Mel Gibson films.

The hanukkah zombie totally didn't deliver on the goods this hanukkah. I think his Ti-Fighter broke down.

-So kids, thats how you tell the difference between a police officer and a prostitute.

by Randy Quaid April 8, 2008

Beer Zombie

Someone who is drunk 24/7. So drunk they are believed to have passed away, while their body is still alive and is now running on nothing but alcohol. This type of Zombie is usually vary neutral, and won't try to eat you. Although it is a fun idea to invite him over to your house to play video games with one, it is not suggested, because they will piss on everything you own.

Man: Hey dude, you see A.J. anywhere?
Dude: No- wait, HES BEHIND YOU!!!
Beer Zombie: ahaghjshjj *falls over*

by Splek January 1, 2009

Cum-Zombie

One who has an insatiable thirst for cum, and seeks it relentlessly, stopping at nothing to satisfy their hunger for cum.

Logan's mother is such a fucking cum-zombie. All that bitch thinks about is cum.

by Phillerup August 21, 2008

flying zombo

An alcoholic drink mentioned in the movie My Blue Heaven starring Steve Martin and Rick Moranis. The band Murder By Death says the recipe is:

1 part light rum
2 parts banana juice (looza is perfect)
1 lime wedge per glass
ice

fill glass with ice, pour in liquids and stir. squeeze lime into drink and serve.

"You know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna buy you a drink. I'm gonna buy you a flying zombo."

by sue de nimh April 6, 2009

Nazi Zombies

Nazi Zombies appear in an unlocked game mode in Call of Duty: World at War.

They also appear on Texas roadways.

Road Sign: NAZI ZOMBIES! RUN!!!

by SuperRobotZombieJesus March 11, 2009