yesternesia

When someone asks you what you did during the day the day before and you draw a complete blank, you must think for a moment to remember what events transpired.

Person 1: "So what did you end up doing yesterday?"

Person 2: "Uhh...I'm drawing a blank, I can't remember, I must be suffering from yesternesia!"

by wordwizardekj April 3, 2010

YesterMakeup

When someone wears makeup from the day before.

Lady 1:" OH MY GOSH, she's got on yestermakeup, how trashy"

Lady 2: Jesus tina shut up.

by NeverEndingVagina July 14, 2010

YesterLie

The recounting of the intentional issuance of a false statement, with who's goal is to deceive and buy time, that are made the day (or more) prior.

Person 1: I told her that would call her today to set something up for the weekend.

Person 2: So did you call her?

Person 1: Of course not - that was just my YesterLie.

by The Ivory Tripod July 19, 2010

Yestersode

The TV episode previous to the one you are currently watching. Instead of saying, "on the previous episode", or "last episode", say, "yestersode"!

That contestant was voted off yestersode.

by sanathan September 26, 2010

yestergame

The previous game, as in a sports contest played on a previous day.

The Los Angeles Lakers were set for a rematch against the New Orleans Hornets after the Lakers won yestergame.

by KraigEriginal May 12, 2011

yesterboy

the boy of yesterday; ex-boyfriend

Friend: So girl, how did your date go?
Girl: Ha, good but not, I got high and think I may have hurt him...
Friend: Ahh...so he is now yesterboy!!
Girl: Time to go make a yestergirl!!!!

by bodyheat May 26, 2011

yesteraft

Yesterday afternoon

- Did you watch the season finale of 30 Rock?

- Yeah, I watched it yesteraft.

by Farawaykaykay June 2, 2011