a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
by pelican clip board February 08, 2010
The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
by Mike Honcho FS May 08, 2010
by cheesebread August 27, 2007
by Aaron Suber December 12, 2007
A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 01, 2010
A butt wipe that is used when you aren't quite sure what is going on with the area around your anus.
Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.
Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.
Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.
Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.
Ah man.... I just twisted a crunch but i'm not sure if i wiped well...
Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.
Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.
by Drew Needle September 16, 2008
As in "You'd better go wipe". A common retort
made to someone who has had an almost ridiculous streak of good luck while playing cards (usually poker).
Common in West-Central Pennsylvania.
made to someone who has had an almost ridiculous streak of good luck while playing cards (usually poker).
Common in West-Central Pennsylvania.
by Justin Zelman January 14, 2006