a female (or male) commonly known as 'the village bike' in which men wipe their willys (dongs) on when they feel the need for an itch or rub.
guy one: hey did you see clarrissa last night kissing all those boys?
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
guy two: yeah that clarrissa, such a dong wipe
by pelican clip board February 08, 2010
The action required after a particularly juice fart to confirm or rule out the presence of fecal matter in one's drawers.
by Mike Honcho FS May 08, 2010
by cheesebread August 27, 2007
A financial term that describes the process of laundering money across a project's total price in an attempt to hide expensive single components (refer Pink Elephant). Which, as a result of its own complexity, makes each individual component impossible for the 'spray and wiper' to either justify or explain. See also 'Poofter Chook' for a description of the outcome.
Hey Company Accountant, the price of those engineers is way to high. You'll have to Spray and Wipe their wraps.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
Customer: Why is the price of that equipment so high this year compared to next year?
Contractor: Ah it must be because, umm, I'll have to get back to you..... This is a classic Poofter Chook outcome of the Spray and Wipe.
by Singapore Frosty July 01, 2010
by Aaron Suber December 12, 2007
A butt wipe that is used when you aren't quite sure what is going on with the area around your anus.
Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.
Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.
Needed possibly after a fart that may have left some artifacts or just because you don't know what is going on around your jibblies.
Take a curiosity wipe anytime you want to check on the status of your butt.
Ah man.... I just twisted a crunch but i'm not sure if i wiped well...
Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.
Might have to take a curiosity wipe to make sure i am ok.
by Drew Needle September 16, 2008
by Joe Hansen February 28, 2004