by Certitopshagger69 November 11, 2019
by Urban224 May 01, 2020
No ifs, ands, or buts about Jordan Wilson
by Iambiminijackson September 03, 2021
A complete dork, smelly person with an immature, yet awesome, sense of humour. Reminds people of JD (from scrubs) everywhere he goes due to his unco style and his unluckiness in love. Somehow manages to surf despite all of this. Also a very good friend of the orginal JD.
by Peter Davison May 06, 2005
"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"
by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008
Okay, now first off, Wilson is a beat ass town that no one likes. Next, the population in Wilson is about 90. lol. The school is strict as all hell, and its full of drama, people try to get out of Wilson when ever they can, and if you move away your lucky!! Since Wilson is so damn small and the "townies" (a group of kids that hang out in town) are so close, theres always drama. they belevie everything they hear and turn on people whenever possible. Other than that Wilson is a nice town, by lake ontario(:
Carol: Hey, I'm going to hang out in this really small town Wilson ny today,
Billy Bob: Oh, really? dont they have like 5 things to do there?
Carol: yeah, but im going to hang out with all the "townies"
Billy Bob: What are "townies"?
Carol: A bunch of immature kids that hang out in town, there chill though
Billy Bob: Hahaha, well good luck, at least its not NEWFANE!
Billy Bob: Oh, really? dont they have like 5 things to do there?
Carol: yeah, but im going to hang out with all the "townies"
Billy Bob: What are "townies"?
Carol: A bunch of immature kids that hang out in town, there chill though
Billy Bob: Hahaha, well good luck, at least its not NEWFANE!
by xmagicalbudsX December 05, 2011
A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.
by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021