willmarked

When you get screwed over, guaranteed something that never came to fruition, made to look like a fool.

Employee: They promised me my bonus check.
Employee#2: Dude, you've just been willmarked !

by Shauna Williams January 13, 2009

Willa

A Willa is outgoing, and fun to be around! She stands out and doesn't follow the crowd. Willa is always the one to add in a joke and make everyone smile. She doesn't follow normal social standards she might ride a scooter to school or wear messy hair all the time. She's super brainy come to maths and will get an almost perfect score! But Willa's fail at english miserably but they don't let that get in their way! Willa is the one everybody LOVES.

Teacher: Blah Blah Blah
Willa: "Joke"
Everyone: Bahhahahaah

by theFATpotatoKNOWSyou! July 17, 2018

This post will age terribly

2021 won't be bad, nothing bad will happen. biden will be the best president in human history, all traces of covid including the mutations will be gone. karens and antivaxers will no longer exist. your life will get better.

lets hope that "This post will age terribly" won't

by zman90 January 27, 2021

bitch I will cut you

Final threat of a dispute, usually from a woman to another woman. This phrase usually indicates that all other forms of negotiation or discussion have failed and some sort of violence may occur. It is a slang declaration of war.

"Didn't I tell you to stop parking in front of my house? Do you think I'm playing with you? Bitch I will cut you!"

by Persephone78 January 9, 2010

Will

The cure to all the world's unhappiness, sorrow, guilt, greed, etc. Will is the cure to every possible malady and sadness. He is the most beautiful man to ever walk the earth. He can make you laugh, cry, and just kiss him until your lips hurt. He is the greatest thing to ever happen to anyone in the world, especially me. He is an actor, a singer, and the best friend and boyfriend a girl could have. Whenever you are around Will you can't think any thought other than a thought about him. When you look in his eyes your body goes numb and you can only focus on breathing. The way he confounds you with his intelligence can make you sit there completely confused. He is, just...so amazing. There is no way you can truly say how much you will love him.

I found my Will.

by Shakespeareslover May 21, 2011

will herding

A two timing, ratting out little prick who will get some from any living piece of meat with a vagina, but especialy gorillas and fire crotches, nazis are also accepted.

also known for his Hair and weight lifting OCDs.

See prick

1. That kids such a douche.
ya, what a will herding.

2. I totally pulled a will herding last night.

by Study Hall April 10, 2008

i will cut you

verbal communication of a threat. can be mentioned as an action to carry out against another person, (ex: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will") or can be communicated directly to someone. direct communication of this threat is usually preceded or followed by another threat to get "suhkurrity" involved.

made famous by bon qui qui of MAD tv.

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will. you remember what happened last time right when he had said you done hooked up with tracy? and i had fount out he did? girl, i cut him"

king burger patron: "hi, can i get a #5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?"

bon qui qui: (laughs sarcastically) "no! suhkurrity! suhh-kurrity. she need to go. need to go."

king burger manager: "bon qui qui. what?"

bon qui qui: "sir, she be trying to fight me sir"

king burger patron: "no i wasn't!"

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut you"

king burger manager: "i'm sorry, she's from our out of the hood program"

by emmagee21 July 31, 2009