Boring, Uninteresting. Comes from the speculation that the Mars Volta's fifth album would be "a bunch of widows", "The Widow" being one of their hit singles.
by random name 98364 July 3, 2009
Get the A Bunch of Widowsmug. An Orchid Widow - is similar to other types of widows - golf widows, football widows, A woman married to a man obsessed with orchids, growing them, looking at them, talking to them etc. Only the Orchid Widow is not a seasonal widow - the Orchid Widow is a permanent condition lasting all year long, but frequently peaking in the spring and fall when festivals and shows that can be held on the other side of the planet are occurring. The Orchid widow will get a glazed look on her eyes while she listens to her husband or significant other describe plants and their characteristics in great boring detail. The Orchid Fanatic will have long ruined any interest that the wife may have had for orchids years ago, her interest being overwhelmed by the males obsessive behavior and abnormal interest in flowers.
Yes, I heard she had become an orchid widow. But she took care of it when she put all his orchid plants in the driveway, covered them with kerosene and dropped a match. And in case you were wondering, they are divorced now.
by illyria illyar October 21, 2011
Get the Orchid Widowmug. To experience a piece of media (i.e. a film, song, video, etc.) so many times in a row that it becomes completely un-enjoyable for no other reason besides repeated exposure.
A: I've seen Frozen so many times today, I think I have Black Widow Syndrome for it
B: Dang that sucks, man
B: Dang that sucks, man
by TallBeing October 13, 2022
Get the Black Widow Syndromemug. A husband or boyfriend, who sits at home patiently whilst his wife/girlfriend is out partying every night, normally holding the baby or looking after the kids she's bored of. If she comes homes he's treated to banging, crashing, and violent vomiting on the landing or down the side of the bath. If she doesn't come home, he lays in bed knowing full well his significant other is being royally plowed by the local horse-hung stud or even studs.
by What's going on. July 22, 2022
Get the Wine bar widowmug. by jasssson July 29, 2006
Get the sick widowmug. Pink Widow: A particularly moreish cocktail made from the thick sluff of a chubby girl at the start of her menstrual cycle and spunk, mixed with 2 shots of jaegermeister. Typically served in a tall glass with the fanny lips of the aforementioned fat lass, glued to the rim.
Me: "Do you have any glue that'll stick wet skin to glass?"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
Shop attendent: "Certainly sir, here's some Vulv-a-stick 3000. Perfect for even the messiest pink widow"
by fat lad November 14, 2014
Get the Pink Widowmug. by fifth of forth July 7, 2011
Get the patrol widowmug.