Weasel Chav

a small pathetic chav, found in inner cities, where they think there bad lil men. their paws can be lethal and they talk fast. thought to be a super hero

damn look at that weasel chav over there
run its a weasel chav
be careful of his paws
weasel chav to the rescue

by Fester 19887 January 30, 2007

rat weasel

Similar to a rat bastard, but with all the sneaky qualities of a weasel.

"Hey man, I heard that Joe screwed you out of some money last week"
"Yeah, that rat weasel got me good"

by boywhocriedgolf January 11, 2016

Cunt Weasel

A really annoying cock of a friend that thinks you owe him everything and he owes you nothing: when a female hasn't cleaned her cavern in months to the point that a weasel could find it a warm nook to live in for the winter. hence the name cunt weasel(never heard of the second definition happing but we all know the first one applies)

James STFU, your being a real Cunt Weasel about your smokes.

by The big S October 14, 2005

ass weasel

A person who loves anal sex and is always trying to have it.

That guy is a such an ass weasel, he makes me sick!

by Coa Coa June 14, 2006

Circus Weasel

noun. Douchebag that will do anything for attention.

You see that guy wearing Ed Hardy. He's a circus weasel.

by fagslikeme November 17, 2010

Ferret weasel

A derogotary term, often used as a super offensive insult.

That fucking Bagpuss is a fucking ginger ferret weaselin bastard.

by Gordy Willmott August 18, 2006

butt weasel

A buttmunch, dingus, poopy face or otherwise not very nice/irritating person or thing.

1. Gah! Why does my internet have to be such a butt weasel!

2. Dude, stop being a butt weasel and answer your phone!

by The Homiec C June 27, 2008