Wallsack Wolly Wumper

To smack your balls so hard against a wall, you cannot walk, let alone stand for at least a week.

Damn, did the hospital provide a wheelchair?

No, they blamed me for the Wallsack Wolly Wumper!

by ProZak95 July 20, 2011

walrus kiss

When a girl wraps her legs around your head so tight while you're going down on her that you simultaneously slap both ass cheeks because you are struggling air.

Man, my girl had me giving her walrus kisses last night because I was doing so good. Shit almost killed me.

by Supafly1 January 6, 2014

WallStreetBets

A retarded subreddit making crap examples on what to "YOLO" on. People losing millions, while others make their $2.32.

$GME TO THE MOON, WALLSTREETBETS ON TOP

WallStreetBets made me lose 72 dollars. I'm done. Bye.

by unquiet_ February 9, 2021

the cocaine walrus

Putting two straws up one nose in order to snort up a load of coke. The participant resembles a walrus. Even more if they are fat.

On a wild night, cocaina, straws, half a gram boshed = "the cocaine walrus". BOOM.

by thesnifferdog June 10, 2011

Love Walrus

Fat Beast who thinks he has sexual prowess but indeed has a small genitalia.

He thinks he's a Sex God but in fact he is a Love Walrus.

by David Hayward December 23, 2003

Occupy Wallstreet (OWS)

Occupy Wall Street (OWS) is an ongoing series of demonstrations initiated by the Canadian activist group Adbusters which began September 17, 2011 in Zuccotti Park, located in New York City's Wall Street financial district. The protests are against social and economic inequality, high unemployment, greed, as well as corruption, and the undue influence of corporations—particularly that of the financial services sector—on government. The protesters' slogan We are the 99% refers to the growing difference in wealth in the U.S. between the wealthiest 1% and the rest of the population.

According to a survey of Zuccotti Park protesters by the Baruch College School of Public Affairs published on October 19, of 1,619 web respondents, 1/3 were older than 35, half were employed full-time, 13% were unemployed and 13% earned over $75,000.

This was taken from wikipedia. All sources are cited there. I posted this to spread knowledge, not my opinion.

Uninformed person: "All the protesters at Occupy Wallstreet (OWS) are hippies who don't want to work and want government hand- outs!"

Informed person: "How do you know that?"

Uninformed person: "B-b-b-because... FOX News said so, and, and, and... look at them! They look like.. like.. HIPPIES."

Informed person: "Actually, according to a recent Baruch survey of those in Zucotti park, 50% of the protesters have full- time jobs. They go to work and come back to the park after to show solidarity."

Uninformed person: "Well, FOX news and the "53%" blog confirms my belief, so that's all I am going to listen to."

by DoYourResearch November 30, 2011

walrus

to mix an alcoholic drink with juice; one cup of alcohol with a straw, and another cup of juice with a straw. Drink from both straws at the same time, and you'll look like a walrus, hence the name of the drank.

Rick: "Dude, would you like to walrus?"
Joe: "Wait, you mean like have oral sex or something?"
Rick: "NO, man, the DRINK!"
Joe: "Oh, like the one with the straws?"
Rick: "Damn, Ana's walrusing the hell out of those cups right now!
Joe: "Move the fuck over Ana, I wanna walrus!"

by Eye Vanna Humpalot May 29, 2010