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Cock Wagging 

Cock Wagging (noun):
An ancient and totally unnecessary ritual where Homo Arroganticus feels compelled to flaunt their perceived superiority, achievements, or Instagram followers. Practiced by both men and women alike, it usually involves subtle tactics like flexing in a reflective surface, name-dropping, or loudly explaining Bitcoin to people who didn’t ask.

Side effects may include:
Eye rolling in nearby humans
Spontaneous allergic reactions to humility
And the mysterious vanishing of friends mid-conversation
Alex: “So I told Elon I’d only invest if I got equity and a Tesla Plaid…”
Jamie: “Dude. Stop cock wagging. We’re at a baby shower.”
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The best tuggie-wuggies

Slang for male masturbation. Stems from a tiTikTok sound about the best huggie-wuggies. -
“Yeah, I was on my cycle. So I gave him the best tuggie-wuggies he ever had.”
The best tuggie-wuggies by anonymous February 14, 2024

the best tuggie-wuggies

Slang term for male masturbation and generally playing with the penis. Stems from a tiktok sound about the “best huggie-wuggies.” .
“Yeah I was on my cycle, so I gave him the best tuggie-wuggies he ever had.”
the best tuggie-wuggies by purpleHEW February 14, 2024

Swaggin n Waggin

Feeling fresh and on the go
Im Swaggin n Waggin down the streets of Chicago
Swaggin n Waggin by anonymous June 30, 2024

Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )

A phrase used to describe a gangster of the highest resort, one who has been fooling millions worldwide with her large gyatt and her ugly face which appears to know shit. This gangster tricks parents into spending wayy to much to come to her tatti ass school podar ib ( for spoiled rich brats ) which invokes thoughts of porn, sexual harassment and LGBTQIA+ amongst youngsters ( Some as young as 6 ). Can also be used to describe someone like Kim Jomun.
Eg : It's giving Vandana Lulla
Eg : Omg stop acting like lulla ( autism )
This means that anyone acting autistic / bitchy / who wears a wig is a Vandana Lulla ( big fat wiggie lallu )
Person 1 : Omg she's such a lulla
Person 2 : Nahh her gyatt is bigger
Person 1 : Oh wait that's Komal nvm....

Wiggle my waggle

To have someone fondle with your groin area
Boy 1: Hey man you suck!
Boy 2: Oh, Wiggle my waggle.
Wiggle my waggle by Wolfning April 11, 2026