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vulture cocking

verb
(Slang) To hit someone in the face with one's erect penis.
After losing a bet during a night of debauchery, Tom was astonished when vulture cocking was administered as the consequence.
by MysticWanderer23 August 31, 2023
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Traffic Vulture

British slang for traffic wardens who prey on innocent citizens especially when they only parked up for a few minutes. This often has a wider effect on society than people may realise.
Citizen: I only pulled up for a minute to drop a bag off at the charity shop and a swarm of traffic vultures came to my car. Now I'm going to have to pay £100 to line Croydon Council's pockets!
by Hugh Woat Meigh November 16, 2020
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disgustingly sexy vultures

the perfect word to put in the blank for 'plural noun' in mad libs will 10/10 make your audience shit their pants laughing.
annie took her lazer blaster and shot a bunch of disgustingly sexy vultures at frank's head.
by friendly neighborhood assfuck December 12, 2020
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vulture

A young man who is into older women.
I went on a date with a vulture last night, and he didn't even have to take viagra at the end of the night..
by vulturemommy March 23, 2021
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vulture

A vulture is one who third parties in a video game. This happens after two parties fight and one defeats the other, in which the vulture swoops in to finish the victor.
My friend and I got third in Apex Legends last night after we ran into some vultures.
by hollyshmmr April 6, 2021
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Vulturing

When someone uses the recent passing of a beloved internet figure to pick as much clout as they can off of them
"I can't believe people are vulturing this guy." -random internet dude
by Hamborgar July 7, 2022
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cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.
"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".
by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022
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