vulture

1. a person who dates/enters into a relationship with another person who is much older/ancient, such that the are figuratively circling the person, waiting for them to die

2. a young person waiting to collect inheritance from a much older person or group of people

Bill "Did you hear Jim is going out with that cougar?"
Phill "Yeah, he's such a vulture. Isn't she like 90 or something?"

I only visit grandpa because he is rich and old, does that make me a vulture?

by karasu of relationships August 17, 2010

Vulture

Someone who you believe to be a close friend, but as soon as your relationship with your boyfriend/girlfriend is over, they begin to hit and ask them out.

After Alex and Samantha split up, the next week Luke asked Samantha out on a date. He was a vulture

by Anti-Product August 25, 2011

office vulture

Office members who wait for a meeting, luncheon, etc, to end so they can swarm the leftover food.

Anne’s desk is in prime seating for being an office vulture. She initiates an email to our alias when the luncheon is over and we snag all of the three hour old leftover pizza.

by parkca01 July 9, 2010

cart vulture

A person very eagerly awaiting to take your cart at a shopping mall or grocery store, to the point of uncomfortably standing beside you in the parking lot and starring while you put your groceries in the car, just because they either want a motorized cart with a full battery , or a tiny shopping buggy.

"I could barely get my groceries in the truck, before the cart vulture wanted to swoop off in my beeping chair".

by DeeAnnDee52 July 13, 2022

Cock vulture

Often unattractive and often middle aged woman who will hungrily swoop on any available man usually when said man is heavily intoxicated.

Mark was so drunk he had no idea of the cock vulture that was about to feast on him.

by Dzmcpherson January 11, 2014

vulture

A vulture is one who third parties in a video game. This happens after two parties fight and one defeats the other, in which the vulture swoops in to finish the victor.

My friend and I got third in Apex Legends last night after we ran into some vultures.

by hollyshmmr April 6, 2021

Vulture

A female who is on the prowl for any age type of men. Not like your average cougar, a Vulture also goes for the older men as well. Whatever she can get her claws on. Many times we see vultures scooping in after the wolves or other larger, intimidating animals have taken down the kill. AKA Vultures go for the weak boys who have fallen behind their herds.

Wow, she brought a 14 year old to a concert and is now snuggling with a 18 year old on the couch, what a VULTURE!!

Did you see that vulture just get 3 different numbers from 3 different brothers!!

by O0hYeahCrocidilesYeah October 24, 2010