Villanelle

A hilarious, talented, sexy, knowledgeable, professional, strong, tall, handsome, goddess. Height: 7"8
Finger length: 42069 centimeters
fetishizes older women with dark curly hair

Oh hunny, my dead aunt's funeral flowers came in 2 weeks late, wanna pull a villanelle, change "aunt fumeeck" to "fuck me aunte", have wild phone sex, and never mention it again?

by Amentallyilllesbo November 23, 2021

Batman Villain

A person that is very obviously mentally ill and frequently does stupid idiotic things as a result of insanity,usually used in reference to an ex-lover.
Also can mean anyone who looks psychotic.

Dude,I broke up with Lindsey yesterday.Then she mailed me some anthrax.That bitch is a total Batman Villain

by slyver June 14, 2010

rape village

an orgy in which all of the people are dressed like forest animals and scream the word villiage every time they feel cum squirt on there back the first person to yell village three times wins

aw man i hope there is going to be a rape village
at the office cook out tonight

by DRAGON PENIS October 23, 2011

global village idiot

One who tries to live in the modern world and make use of technology, but is still basically stupid or ignorant; or one who is colossally stupid, ignorant on grand scale, a sort of überidiot, perhaps the very stupidest person in the world. Formed by combining the term global village with village idiot.

Did you see the way that Richard used his digital camera to take a picture of his computer screen so that he could make a hard copy of the report he wrote? What a global village idiot.

by ntvnykr October 7, 2006

vildo

Vildo is a fake vagina. Much like a dildo, gay couples (men) that need that extra "zing" in a relationship strap it on and fake-fuck so hard their eyes pop out. There's strap-ons, stick-ons, and many other versions. Some even come with flavours!

Dan: "Oh Edwerd! I'm just not feeling it tonight!! OH BABY I JUST NEED A VAGINA AGAIN."
Ed: "Have no fear Dan! For I have... A VILDO!"
Dan: "Let's fuck hard now via stripping webcam."

by Laughy January 3, 2005

village

the equivalence to "ghetto"

"omg! dude why are you wearing that shirt from dollar general thats so village"

by toastyb March 19, 2010

village sex

the ultimate way they get down and dirty in the villages of india, rough sex with clothes on while its 125 degrees outside, your sweating and fucking while your goats and cows leave some nice background music; sex that is used solely for reproduction; the way anki likes to roll

Raj can we please have some village sex tonight I want a 14th child

by Neel P August 4, 2007