Vermonta

The pronunciation of "Vermonter" by those who have lived in Vermont their entire life.

You're a Vermonter?
No, I'm a Vermonta.

by 5th generation Vermonta April 19, 2011

verbossity

Individuals displaying verbossity cannot stop giving orders, making demands, offering explicit instructions, and delivering edicts.

Bridezilla has spent her whole wedding telling people what to do. Her verbossity is off the charts.

by SingsLikeHell July 19, 2012

Vermonted

To pull out in front of other automobiles, usually in a hurried and hasty manner, in order to drive as slowly as possible. This usually occurs during what native Vermonters call "leaf-peeping" season when tourists (called flat-landers by natives) pull into a thoroughfare as though they were still in New Jersey, only to drive as though a New Jersey patrol car were following them, with lights, and guns drawn.

A more factual investigation, however, shows that Vermonters themselves far more commonly "Vermont" other drivers -- hence, being "Vermonted" while driving your pregnant, and in labor, wife to a hospital. The "Vermonting" car is usually at least ten years old, out of inspection. and can easily be recognized by the half-dozen to dozen cars following it. The "Vermonting" care does not obey speed limits, choosing to drive at least 10 to 15 miles below the said speed limit.

Sorry, your grandmother died of old age in the backseat before we could get her home. We were Vermonted.

by upvtway March 4, 2014

Vermont Fever

The unbelievable good-naturedness and genuine care that the people of Vermont naturally exhibit and exude on a daily basis.

Jim: Shoot! My car broke down.

Vermonter 1: Oh no! Here, why don't you pop the hood and let me take a peek.

Vermonter 2: I'm so sorry, son! I'll call in a repair man.

Vermonter 3: In the meantime, why don't I take you to my place and warm you up a nice glass of milk?

Jim: You guys are the nicest people I have ever met. You must have Vermont Fever.

by jhort April 15, 2014

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a piece of celery in her pussy and their vegan partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I did a Vermont Vegan Vacuum on a girl.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vermont Vegan Vacuum

When a girl sticks a stalk of celery in her pussy and her partner sucks on it.

Mike: I'm vegan, so I gave her a Vermont Vegan Vacuum instead of a normal blowjob.

by FreightTrainFrank July 12, 2016

Vercondency

(Noun) The act of willfully giving someone or something in need what they wanted with a disadvantageous and inconvenient outcome. See tall tale Monkey's paw

|Vercondent| (Adjective) The quality of someone or something that willfully gives another in need what they wanted with the outcome being inconvenient and disadvantageous.

See related: Screwed over Fucked

"Tom always complains about how loud my snoring is, so I just punctured both of his eardrums! I love vercondency!"
"While vercondent in nature, the monkey's paw taught a valuable lesson."

by ShiftyCharacter July 29, 2016