Vanessa

Vanessa is an acronym for " very ass nigger eisawesome swag swag ass". Typically used as a female name, but can be referred to as a male action.

"Dude she is so Vanessa"

"Hey man, did you go Vanessa last night"

by flamingassbootyhoneybun May 7, 2012

Vanessa

a sly backstabbing bitch, make sure to never trust a Vanessa. Is probably going through something so be empathetic. can be a lot of fun but make sure you never trust her

she told everyone my secrets!! why did I trust Vanessa?

by gachiboidoogy September 9, 2020

Vanessa

A conniving, manipulative, evil, backstabbing "friend".
She will keep you around only for you to feed her ego. She's a spoiled child, so she's extremely rude and self-centered. She tries to act innocent and "adorable" but only a few know what she's really like.

"Wow Vanessa has been really rude lately"

by miranda garcia 25 January 18, 2015

Vanessa

Vanessa: a chunky Mexican girl that can be ratchet all the time and u cannot trust, might seem nice but she will stab u in the back and is fake. Nicknames armpit hair, bologna boobs and Twinkie.

That girl over there the fat one, she's a Vanessa!

by Dboy98 October 17, 2013

vanessa carlton

An annoying-ass singing girl who is borderline emo. Her song, "A Thousand Miles", is the epitome of cliched pussy lyrics. Her songs make any heterosexual male cringe, and any girl who isn't Paris Hilton or a fan of Green Day want to DIE. As for being underrated, I will admit that she does have instrumental talent... too bad she botches it with these seriously annoyingly whiny songs. Some artists actually ARE underrated for a reason. Carlton falls into this category.

Remember that movie "White Chicks"? The fact that those rich, pathetic, mentally-5-years-old bitches are obsessed with this Vanessa Carlton song proves my above points. She totally doesn't deserve more fame and more time on the radio whining out her depressing songs that make every self-respecting music lover want to cut themselves.

by Al Kohaulick November 10, 2008

vanessa

the type of a spanish girl with a big booty that is only in to black guys who have big dicks

that girl is a total vanessa

by big yachty February 27, 2017

vanessa

fucking bitch!, insensitive, and self-centered who only cares about her self and and a fake! lying stealing bitch that does not care about any one and hurts any one who gets in her way of what she wants. do not trust a vanessa, she is not your friend shes your enemy and as plastic as a barbie.

there goes a vanessa!
what a vanessa!

by jjlink February 6, 2018