Guy: hey i just met a guy called Tyson
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
Girl: oh i love that guy, he has a 5 inch dick, often very funny and considered as a chad
Guy: im not gay but id fuck him
Girl: yeh unlike a guy called zak, fuck that 2
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Get the TYSON mug.When someone gets upset usually about something that everyone else thinks is funny usually while in a drunken stupor, and decides to bite the closest person, usually on the ear. Can be in anger or in a sexual manner.
Aliya: How was your night last night?
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.
Vegas: My night was good but I saw some crazy bitch Mike Tyson a kid. He turned and punched that bitch in the head.
by Baby Mills March 14, 2010
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Fucking Tyson, he just continues to prove that he's a piece of shit. I just don't have words to describe his level of incompetence as a father, and in general as a man. Just pathetic.
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