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Twisted Jen

When someone, usually a woman, inserts their finger into a mans penis and proceeds to twist it back and forth
David: "I've been pissing sideways for days."
Mitch: "Why?"
David: "Got a wicked Twisted Jen a few days back, still haven't recovered."
by FuckYouBrando November 19, 2017
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rachael twist

When you roll a 100 dollar bill so tight you can’t get it any tighter. You then snort cocaine through it.
Can you give that hundred a Rachael twist?
by Megabutcher November 22, 2017
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Twisting guinea

A crazy person who forces themselves into unnatural or very annoying movement motions or comments that disrupts any activity or peace within a home or place of work. Such as, pounding or swearing or stomping.
“Seth stop pounding you twisting guinea”

“Dude, stop being a twisting guinea”
by PandaChicken March 16, 2018
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twisted penis

When a men twists his penis and attends to shove it up his ass
by trevelhasasmalldick February 28, 2017
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Twisted Teabag

When a man fills someone else's mouth with Twisted Tea and then places his testicles in that person's mouth so they can gargle his balls with the drink. If the man is not satisfied with the performance he will smash the remaining can over the other person's head.
We tried the Twisted Teabag last night, and my girlfriend got a concussion.
by RealCraigles January 12, 2021
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Twist it up

One level higher than the common term, "don't get it twisted."

When a guy/girl already got it twisted and you're warning them not to twist it up anymore.
It means getting to the point where you won't be able to undo what's done.
Him: Where you taking me tonight baby? Do you think this dick is free?
Her: I'm the prize, baby. Don't twist it up.
by juicybooty92 February 2, 2021
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Bliss with a Twist

Individual balance between the bliss (eg. wellness, eating healthy, meditation & mindfullness, walks in the nature) and the twist (eg. partying, eating junk food, extreme sports, alcohol & drugs) things in life. Can go from 99% bliss and 1% twist to 1% bliss and 99% twist. It's your call.
Started my day with an avocado smoothie and a morning yoga session but ended up having six tequilas in the evening. What can you say - that's some Bliss with a Twist stuff right there.

Family & friends, work, sport, healthy food - good sleep and repeat. My days are pretty Bliss but sometimes I need to have some Twist in my life. Got to retain that Bliss with a Twist balance.
by ZenManOfficial March 13, 2021
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