twee-mail

An e-mail that, like a tweet on twitter, is 24 characters or less and reports boring status or stupid personal factoids that the recipients don't give a crap about.

Pam, our dufus friend, Mark, just sent me a twee-mail from his iPhone saying, "At Pier 39, Wipeout Cafe, eating a Wipeout burger". Does he really think I care where he is and what he's eating--boooorrrring!

by Bubba Adbul Ledbetter August 12, 2009

tweedale

A cool nigga that shits gold bricks, he usually is a pimp that has over 50 bitches with him at all times.

That guy must be a Tweedale

by Cosmic rhino July 19, 2014

tweedling

The act of scratching ones pens or scrotum by pinching said genitalia between ones fingers.

Are you, sir, tweedling? Yes, I am in fact, tweedling my penile unit.

by Dr. Brutal January 31, 2016

Tweed

The tuft of hair growing from the top cleft of the buttocks.

Ay man! Shave that tweed. It looks like a treasure troll peeking out your butt crack.

by RectalThermom February 9, 2017

Teeba

Teeba is a magical fairy trapped in a peecocks body, and she is the definition of bliss. Loving and caring towards everyone around her. If you look up Teeba in the dictionary you would typically find a photo of a hulahoop..

He look at that hulahooping fairy singing songs out of Lion King, it must be a Teeba..

by Lemy1983 March 10, 2017

Tweedler

Computer geek or someone who plays with themselves at the computer

"Joe played with his penis at the computer again what a tweedler" said sue

by king sexy bob the 2ed September 23, 2008

shad your teeballs

Another way of saying "shut the hell up"; originated in La Cañada, CA.

Can be truncated to "shad" if desired.

Sean: "Double Bacon Cheeseburger? I'd hit that."
Chris: "Sean, shad your teeballs."

by charker September 8, 2005