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K Y Treatment

an obscure slang usu. heard in southern New Jersey meaning to verbally tear a person to shreds. K Y treatment can come in several varieties, but classically, the agressor approaches the victim cordially, looms over them to the best of his ability, and proceeds to scream directly in the victim's face, usu. addressing his beef with the victim through a long, violent display in which the agressor makes several references to the victim's dead relatives, failed marriages, miscarriages, negative physical characteristics, or anything else which may reduce his victim to tears and ensure their need for therapy in the future. legend has it that a good K Y is like verbally throwing one's foot into another's ass without lube. Traditionally, when finished, the agressor screams "fuck the K Y!!"
1: ted: "lisa broke up with me to fuck an eskimo"
bob: "that's fucked up. next time I see her, that bitch is getting the K Y treatment!"
by Rogue Thief November 1, 2006
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Full Treatment

A series of sexual endeavors that one might experience at a sexual spa. Traditionally, the full treatment proceeds as follows:

1) The man has vaginal intercourse with the woman
2) The man has anal intercourse with the woman
3) The man pulls out and serves the woman with a full a facial
4) The woman performs fellatio on the man, thereby cleaning him up after the initial portions of the treatment.

This can be repeated as necessary.
Doing only one of four steps is typically referred to as a partial treatment.
Homie 1: Yo, did you end up hooking up with that girl last night.
Homie 2: Hell ya. She was a freak. She let me serve her with multiple full treatments.

Homie 1: Wow. That's tight.
by FullTreatment1 September 3, 2011
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Three dot treatment

The act of putting three dots at the end of a sentence that ends the conversation, implying that there is more to come, when really there isn't...
Okay, see ya later...

Hence, the three dot treatment.
by jimmythewolf January 16, 2011
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silent treatment

the silent treatment is usedon people that are disliked by the general population. this method induces and awkward silence that is hallarious the the people who are ignoring the offensive person. very funny method of making someone feel like, or infroming them that they are indeed and outsider.
(boomer enters the room)

Boomer: whats going onn guys?
Everyone else: ....(silence)
Boomer: what are you watching?
everyone else: ... (silence)

(Boomer leaves)

Everyone else: laughs histarically for a good 5 miniuts--they love the silent treatment
by CandyMan[LTK] January 23, 2006
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The Turley Treatment

Glasgow slang for those occasions when you fail dismally to achieve sexual relations with a woman due to penile flacidity.
See Sexual Intercourse....or lack thereof.
A - "What a night, man. We went for movies and dinner and drinks...I drank a little too much though and I managed only the Turley Treatment before dozing off..."
R - "Gonna see her again?"
A - "After that? Doubt it.
by Capt. Volcano December 15, 2008
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tweakend

the act of tweaking out on the weekend. A tweakend starts saturday night around 10 pm and ends sunday night around that time.
pick up a dub sack or a 30-sack, find a spot, party up with a couple of fat lines now and another couple of fat lines around 3 am save some to share with another. party on by going to a club, or a walkabout all night.
i be smoking a gang of kush at the skatepark on saturday that i get so much euphoria that i end up pulling a tweakend saturday night after the park closes.
by skaterjack October 5, 2006
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Aunt Jemima Treatment

Involves adult nudity and Aunt Jemima Syrup...
The movie STRIPES Bill Murray threatened one of the female MPs with "The Aunt Jemima Treatment".
by iNetSpy September 16, 2011
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