Tunnocked

The process of striking someone with a Tunnocks Tea Cake, resulting in them being covered in mallowy goodness

Hey, i just Tunnocked Frank all over his Celtic top

by Hendo_rfc July 31, 2005

tunasailor

One who copulates with several women. Much like a sailor goes place to place, a tunasailor sails from "fish to fish" or woman to woman. Has no standards whatsoever in where he sails.

"Did John stick around for the afterparty?"

"Are you kidding?! That tunasailor is probably on his second fish of the night!"

by msumaltman January 9, 2008

Tune frag

Verb: To get a song stuck in someone else head by humming or singing it.

Mike: "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.."

10 Minutes later..

Sam: "..and they're like they're better than ya's"
Mike: "TUNE FRAGGED! BITCH!"

by Zwap July 15, 2009

Tunnel Toke

A Marijauna toke inhaled at the very moment before entering a tunnel while highway driving. One must hold the toke for the duration of the tunnel. All participating passengers must begin their tokage before submerging oneself into fully covered section of the tunnel. Whoever proeceds to hold the toke for the longest amount of time, wins.

dude 1: YO TUNNEL TOKE TUNNEL TOKE TUNNEL TOKE

dude 2: YEA MAN TUNNEL TOKE, PEE A BEE, PEE A PHAT BEE. PEE A PEE BEE!!
dude 1: SHE'S COMIN UP ON US QUICK, GRAB A LIGHTER.
dude 2: DUDE WHERE'S MY LIGHTER
--Lighter lady interludes--
Lightlader: Is this what you're looking for?
dudes 1 & 2: YEA THANKS LIGHTER LADY!!
LIGHTER LADY: Any time boys.

Dude 2: Man are you still holding it?

--silence--
* tunnel ends*

Dude 1: I win.

by dA-PhuCkS-fUks January 14, 2010

Tungstanium

A rare metal hybrid that is a cross between tungsten and titanium. A metal so strong, that it is only resides in the balls of men who are truly tough. Someone who claims to have balls of steel has nothing on someone with tungstanium balls.

Allen thought he was a tough, until he got in a fight with Brandon and kicked him in the balls. Much to his surprise, Allen broke his foot upon impact because Brandon is so though that he has tungstanium balls.

by Slideways_B August 9, 2010

tuna tassels

When a girl has big hanging lips on her vagina.

kind of like meat curtains

dayum, she is fine but I heard she has some big sloppy tuna tassels.

by joppyslow August 31, 2013

Tuna Bell

A Bell Someone Rings When They Are Either About To Eat Or Presently Eating Tuna In Order To Warn Those In The Area About The Impending Pungent Smell

Tuna Bell: *Ding* *Ding* *Ding* *Ding*

Ugh, Sounds Like Steph Is About To Eat Some Stinky Tuna Again. That's The Fourth Tub Today

by Tuna Bell King October 11, 2013