Gut Truffle

1. A solid piece of shit formed in a round shape to resemble a truffle.
2. A name to call someone instead of piece of shit.

Oh man that gut truffle was the size of a baseball!!
Eat a gut truffle, gut truffle!!!!
That guy is such a gut truffle!

by Elchay October 4, 2019

Dropped a Truffle

Involuntary bowel movement when scared or startled

I was so scared I think I dropped a truffle

by bayonetdummy November 29, 2011

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

trafficulty

anything along a route which causes or has the potential to cause a late arrival.

"I apologize for being late, there was some trafficulty on the Tollway".

by THE Original Termite® October 27, 2012

traffic cuts

Traffic cuts is when a motorist, either stuck behind a wreck or is unable to merge before their lane ends, who then either speeds up and cuts you off; or sits with their front end in your lane, turn signal on, forcing other drivers to either let the asshole "take cuts" or drive around them.

"Did you just see that asshat take traffic cuts in front of that school bus? Hopefully the diver got his license plate and is dialing 911 right now."

by wpb6969 September 7, 2013

traffic jammer

The sexiest motherfucker on this earth and when thou shalt see him on any street corner thou shall bow in his awesome presence whilst he analy pleases you

He is a traffic jammer

by matty millz October 6, 2013

Traffic rape

Traffic rape is when in a traffic jam another car forces itself in front of you even when you didn't let that car in.

"That car just traffic raped me"
"I just got traffic raped"

by Tinuviel June 30, 2014