Cock Trophy

an unplanned child, usually when the female forgets to take her birth control on purpose to trap a guy she is sleeping with.

Hey Heather did you see Sarah and her new cock trophy?

by North Bay Guy November 10, 2009

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Life Trophy

Life trophies are usually brought up in conversation to illustrate how awesome a person thinks they are.

You can also use this sarcastically to dilute the one upmanship from people.

Eddie: What do you do this weekend?

Andy: I had sex with a blonde, brunette and redhead in one day.

Eddie: nice life trophy.

by runtyrun December 13, 2010

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Twat Trophy

Term of endearment for children...

And these two here are mommy's little twat trophy :)

by tallen7987 December 7, 2012

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heismanziel trophy

A once prestigious award, given to the nation's best football player now reserved for the most acne-covered, homosexual athlete in college football.

Johnny football finished with Drake and rose to accept the award but soon realized his mere acceptance of the heismanziel trophy made it worthless.

by Wenonahthing November 27, 2013

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A triple entendre referring to a woman that is extremely fake-tanned to the point of being orange (bronze), is good-looking enough where a douche-bag might be proud to be dating or married to her (trophy), but will ultimately come in third place or lower in any reasonable contest of beauty or worth (bronze trophy).

"Whoa, look at that dude's hot.... orange...."
"Leathery?"
"Yeah... kinda' leathery.... girlfriend. At least she works out a lot."
"Yeah, bro. She's a real bronze trophy."

by dudeface ncnobody August 2, 2014

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