n. Male, attends Virginia Tech, starts parties and also ends them (usually by breaking things), completely awesome in whatever he does, rarely attends class, he is always downtown, and lives off his parents money. Sleeps during the day, watches cartoons, and like full flavored beer (PBR)
by John Townsend May 15, 2007
Get the Towny mug.People who dont even know what a Grunger is. They wear there caps in a gay way pointing up to the sky (you can go cap flipping with them by knocking them off easily)
They wear Designer wear aka: Nike.
They wear Designer wear aka: Nike.
by I'll take your souls! March 14, 2004
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2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
2. Chat complete bollocks using words that mean absolutely nothing.
3. Impersonates Ali G being too thick to realise he is actually taking the piss out of people like that.
4. Has no idea of any music catogries unless it comes under any thing such as R n B, garage or any other crap therefore calling any thing that isn't bollocks "metlar music" including groups such as Coldplay, Travis and Embrace unless they like a song then it becomes non "metlar music".
5. Hangs round streets late at night in big groups to try and feel hard because they are total pussies who need "back-up" and weaponry.
6. No not how to fight a fair fight.
7. Like music only by black men and wiggers.
8. Pretend to take drugs because it makes them hard but are only smart enough to figure out how to smoke.
9. No hope in life apart from McDonalds.
10. Brain span goes about as far as shite music, drugs, and sex with there siblings.
11. A vocabulary which ranges from words that mean to shit to words that mean shit.
The very short belt like skirts of a female townie have bad habbits of going up and down more times that a horney rabbits arse.
by Arran Delieu March 28, 2004
Get the Townie mug.Someone who has nuthin better to do then go around town smoking and telling people to piss off. They have no future and they smell like crap. Their hats are so far back they look like they are stapled on to stay on their head. They love bad boys 2 and hate school of rock.SAD ASS'S!!!!!
Townie: "im well 'ard"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
Me: "U always try and start fights for no reason"
Townie "U STARTIN'???"
ME: "rrrrrright"
by Drummer Johnny 3000 February 16, 2004
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Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
Person 2: Ya I did. Didn't Ann also just get back from debate camp?
by notatownie258 July 23, 2010
Get the Townie mug.A townie hangs around in groups of about 15, they go drinking, they usually go out looking for fights, they always have a mobile stuck to their head, and the girls wear the tightest tops they can (which is not a good thing because usually they are way too fat)! And their vocabulary usually consists of Fucking, slag & slut. They pick on people just because they are not like them, and they can't except others!
by Joey February 17, 2004
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by Rozel September 15, 2005
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