Toledo Torpedo

The act of vigorously ramming a flaming log up the anus of another. Preferably with a log made of maple or oak.

After prison, Jebediah learned to take the toledo torpedo without crying.

by mcquick September 20, 2007

liquorice torpedo

Large elongated nipples that become even more pronounced when erect

That girl has tits like watermelons & nips like liquorice torpedoes

by Action Sock February 20, 2015

kentucky torpedo

When a man shits in another man's asshole.

My dad always hates it when I give him the Kentucky torpedo.

by Your mom's tasty fupa June 26, 2017

Albedo Torpedo

A phrase used when oneshoting somebody in game League of Legends abused by famous streamer Simon Hofverberg known as Thebausffs.

BOOM! Albedo Torpedo yeasy :D

by Filip Esquire September 15, 2021

Torpedo

Peadophile

hey man i think that guy is a peado torpedo

by London_19 April 6, 2009

Semen Torpedo

When a person, most often a girl, is shrunk in size, and swallowed by a man. The girl then must waits til the man ejaculates and then shoots out of his penis, soaring across the room.

Fuck i just had a Semen Torpedo last night

by damnthatbitchisugly January 23, 2009

Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!

by teamscott October 30, 2008