tooper

One who constantly sucks dick. Constantly trying to suck dick and constantly on it.

Sharelf: You know you madd ugly, that chick aint want you.
Jason: Nigga, shut up. You a tooper. Hop off!
Sharelf: I still got ya gurl, so HA.
Jason: Nigga, the only gurl you eva had was ya momz.

by toobadyetsosad November 9, 2007

poot-tooter

Someone who loves to poot/toot/fart. They are commonly referred to as poot-tooters when not only does their gas have quantity, but also volume.

Lo was being a little poot-tooter today, i could smell her from here

by T-Mizzle May 6, 2008

Taint-tooer

A tattoo artist who specializes in performing tattoos specifically on the taint

Sean: Hey Bill, I was thinking of getting a tattoo on my taint!
Bill: Really? If thats the case, I have the best taint-tooer in town, he will hook u up big time

by Reports Ordah January 13, 2011

toblerone tits

this is a woman whos tits are so pointed and odd shaped that they look like giant toblerones. If you have toblerone tits you will be called Elaine. Elaine usually uses her tits as weapons to protect her from all the staff she upsets. But don't worry Elaine, tits won't always be able to protect you!!!!

Help, help....there's something strange coming out the office!...Oh it's ok, its just toblerone tits

What do you call an odd shaped woman called Elaine....
yes you guessed it...toblerone tits!

by you should know me by now! February 24, 2008

Tolerantism

Believing that everyone must coexist in this world and tolerate each other because we are all members of the same species. Someone who uses Tolerantism to guide their life is respectful and understanding of other people's religion, ethnic background, appearance, personality, opinions, etc.

Tolerantism is generally attractive to those who are extremely open-minded.

Person 1: I can't believe Sally is pro-choice! What a selfish baby killer! Don't you think those pro-choice idiots are baby killers!?

Person 2: As a follower of Tolerantism, I respect Sally for her opinion and therefore think that she must have some reason for supporting a woman's right to choose.

by UnicornNeurula April 9, 2011

zero tolerance

Having no tolerance towards anyone or thing.

Pricipal jarvis has zero tolerance for Mr. Bonkers.

by § July 17, 2004

Toolette

Also spelled "tewelette". Annoying female tending to overplan every day in life to the detriment of those involved. Spreadsheets, Prozac and the F-bomb are typical signs if your wife or coworker is becoming a Toolette.

"That dam Toolette just called me a Kabby!!!"

by Kelly Peterpipersmoker May 10, 2005