Tommy

Having to take a shit.

I gotta go take a Tommy.

Tommy by Lankyn March 19, 2025

Tommy

1. A masculine name of Greek origin meaning "Twin"
2. a British private soldier.
3. A slang term Originating from the music video for Jon Bon Jovi's "It's my Life" meaning arriving extremely late to an event, but still having a good story to tell as for why you're late.

1. "Hello Tommy! How are you today?"
2. "He's a Tommy"
3. "You'd better be pulling a Tommy!"

Tommy by Akira Nagasaki June 2, 2025

tommy

the type of guy you could easily spend the rest of your life is. with those gorgeous puppy eyes and the sweetest sime that make your knees buckle below you, it's hard not to get drawn into tommy's infectious, yet equally addictive laugh and purely amazing vibes.

"omg, is that tommy??? god, he's perfect, i love him so much i swear"
"me too!! he's the best <3"

I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND RAGHH

tommy by dawgbonez September 23, 2025

Tommy

A term for someone who steals ideas. Derived from Thomas Edison, or I.E Edison (The Edison Lightbulb)

"Little Tommy over here stole MY IDEAS!"

Tommy by Insurrect3023 January 25, 2026

tommy

used to describe something really common or basic

this is so tommy

tommy by jerstew February 22, 2026

Tommy McMurtry 

A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.

"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"

Tommy McMurtry by InsectUncle June 2, 2019

tommy mcmurtry 

This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.

Friend 1: “Dude you have some weird kinks.”

Friend 2: “Hey, I’m not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.”

tommy mcmurtry by Too_Lazy_to_Make_a_Name June 2, 2019