touched by an angel

When you're black but one of your parents is white.

"Isn't Obama black?"
"No man, he was touched by an angel!"

by Thesoapfairy September 7, 2016

touched naughties

having sex

bob: so, how'd far you get?

derek: yeah, we touched naughties

bob: you sly fox!

by lucyyyyyy December 9, 2008

Touched Cotton

The act of involuntary orgasming, for both man and women, when fully clothed.

We were making out and I had a raging hard on and before I knew it, I touched cotton.

by Bullseye69 May 14, 2009

touchebag

A person who overly uses the French expression "touché" in conversation or consistently uses it incorrectly.

Matt: You know, this is a pretty good pizza.
Hayden: Touché!
Matt: You're such a touchebag...

by Pseudonynomous Name May 15, 2011

Toucheda

A combination of You Too, and Surpise. Most Commonly used as a comeback retort.

"What's as bright a the moon?"
"Her ass"
'Her' - "Toucheda!"

by AeonZeon April 3, 2015

Tochee

Tochee is what everyone in the world seeks, no one really know what this is but it is very good, always go for Tochee, Tochee is life, Tochee universum

Guy: Tochee~
Guy2: Tochee ma dood~
Guy/Gurl scrub: Tochee? wtf kys

by RoyalInDaTochee April 10, 2017

Toucherism

Toucherism is a Paraphilia and is very simmilar to Molestation. Toucherism is also referred to as Frotteruism and involve's rubbing, usually one's pelvic area or erect penis, against a non-consenting person for sexual pleasure. It may involve touching any part of the body, including the genital area.

Female: ARE YOU RUBBING YOU COCK AGAINST ME!?!?
Male: Tone it down, or other's will hear.
Female: THIS IS TOUCHERISM!!!

by Leonell Zykowich July 12, 2018