Taint Strainer

When someone has really long hair and washes it but doesn't wash the crack of their ass or asshole for days at a time and the hair matts up and catches like a strainer in their poop dungeon.

Look at this wad I just pulled out of my asshole. My taint strainer was filled to capacity.

by Christine Spencer July 13, 2011

taint hammer

The opposite of the shocker, in which an extended ring finger is used to pummel the taint.

The shocker? Don't be a fool. Deploy the taint hammer!

by Boba Twat January 22, 2010

Keg taint

The part of the keg that doesn't do the beer justice and gives a funky after taste.

I hate the taste of keg taint.

by Conjoband November 07, 2012

taint toaster

A car seat with a warming feature.

It was cold outside but after a few minutes in my car and the taint toaster set to high she was definitely warmed up in all the important places and ready to go!

by Voxpopeye February 25, 2018

taint tater

Term for a small grundle, taint, gooch, fleshy fun bridge, nacha, bonch...

Steve's taint tater was smelly from the many schuster slaps he preformed...

by jbaas14 December 31, 2006

Skanky Taint

When a person usually a woman doesn't quite wipe all of the shit from her ass crack so that it builds up juices through out the day

Brandon: Man you sure had fun at the club last night how was that fat chick you brought home?

Dustin: Dude I got her back to my place and once I Got them drawers off I realized she had the worst case of SKANKY TAINT I have ever seen.

Brandon: You still hit it didnt you?

Dustin: YEP...

by Burnt Pudding April 07, 2009

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS June 01, 2011